Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Saturday, September 14, 2013

I was reviewing the Wikipedia entry for caesura in order to feel more confident about explaining it to my students. (I'm still not entirely clear about its purpose in Anglo-Saxon poetry.) And it included examples from the Iliad and the Aeneid. In those examples, they first quoted the line in the original language (including the double-pipe to mark the caesura) and then below it they gave the translation.

While I could read the Latin, because we still use the Latin alphabet, the Greek was - well - Greek to me! It looked like a bunch of squiggles and zigzags. But what I found was that when I looked at it more carefully, I could figure out the phonetic pronunciation based on my curiosity about New Testament Greek some years ago. And then based on my knowledge of roots and cognates, and with the help of the translation being right there, I was able to understand some of the words!

It was fascinating! It went from looking like Mnviv aeide oea nnvniadew Axivnoc to menin aeide thea Peleiadeo Achileos which is probably a miserable transcription but makes some modicum of sense to me.

Friday is my grading-day. But I generally do a pretty good job of keeping up with it. I'm wondering if maybe I couldn't dedicate some of my planning time on Fridays to reviving my study of Greek. It seems like a bit much, though… maybe I'll look into it once I've finished grading the research papers that were handed in today!

Anyway, I've just been thinking about how amazing it is that I can just look at words and KNOW what they mean. You know? Heck, when you really think about it, writing and reading is like… I mean… wizardry. Seriously, think it over: when you read classic literature, you are absorbing the thoughts of people who are dead.

WIZARDRY.


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Monday, August 09, 2010

Placing My Foot Further Into My Mouth?

Hey Bill, this is just for you! :)

Before I go too much farther, I want to say that this is kind of off-the-cuff, so ... I hope it doesn't suck too much. Anyway.

First of all, I really am kinda annoyed by the implication that I don't think for myself - that I am just blithely happy to follow the indoctrination of professors who had a bone to pick with Shakespeare and other literary Gods. Seriously? That's insulting.

But it's also not my point. I want to kind of ... temper my previous post, I guess. Clarify, maybe.

I think Shakespeare was a brilliant writer. I think the literature he left us is a treasure (even as sexist and classist as it is, and from me, that's saying SOMETHING). With that said, however, I still think it's possible to go off the deep end in venerating him.

Hemingway, OTOH? I think he was a brilliant writer as well, and I think he was immensely influential. Decisive, even, in turning the tide away from the purple prose of the Victorian/Edwardian era. It probably would've happened without him, but fortunately, he helped things along quite a bit.

But I don't like his work itself. I find it tiresome in its puffery - which may be the vestiges of Victorian preachiness. Dunno. We are all, to some extent, shaped by our environment and the experiences that come from it (which is part of why I say we shouldn't ditch Shakespeare even if he IS sexist and classist). Then again, theoretically, we can choose how we respond to those experiences, like Hemingway did.

Anyway, point on H. is that I think later writers take what he started (crisp, evocative prose - yum!) and produce a better overall result. Hemingway was experimenting. Later writers were able to go through and build greater works using some of the techniques he popularized. Standing on the shoulders of giants, as it were.

So, to sum up: I don't think Shakespeare sucks. My point was more that you CAN have too much of a good thing.

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Friday, November 27, 2009

SSSSMOKIN!

I love it! Oh my God, I love it. I didn't know I could DO something like this! WHAT a rush. I am absolutely giddy.

Usually things don't come out as good as what you imagine, but somehow this came out even better.

Is this what it feels like for students, when they succeed at something new? Is this what it's SUPPOSED to feel like to write? Because I feel just amazing.

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I Am Having SO MUCH FUN...

... well, except the part where I stabbed myself in the finger with a pair of scissors.

But other than that, it's been great!

Michael's is my new crack. It's like playing with Tinkertoys, only better, because they are bendy and SPARKLY. I already have a hair ornament, and I didn't even need the glue gun for that one.

Or the earrings - though I did have to take apart a couple of singles so that I'd have hooks.

I'm making a cabaret-style mask (think Mardi Gras/Carnival) for a costume. (Yes, I know Halloween was last month.) It looks sorrt of like this one. The base is black, and there are wispy things that come out from the base. But the color scheme is going to be black and gold and purple, rather than solid black.

The mask itself was like seventy cents... I did have to widen the eye-holes, and it doesn't conform to my face very well.

I haven't yet decided whether or not I'm going to use any of the feathers I bought... right now it's looking like I might have enough just from taking apart silk flowers and using the petals.

Right now I'm still looking through Google images to get more ideas. Do I want to put a layer of fabric over the mask before embellishing the front? Streamers from one side? or both?

Of course, what I really OUGHT to do is put dishes away... or fold clothes...

:P

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

EduCarnival v2 Issue 8 (for real, this time)

The EduCarnival is NOT here this week - it's over at Bellringers! Richie is her usual delightfully clever-charming-witty self, and I'm just tickled that she was the first stop on our tour. (Also? Don't forget to congratulate her on her NEW BOOK!)

Sorry about the number mixup. This is why I teach English, not math. ;D

If you're interested in hosting, please email me at uncomfortableadventures (at) yahoo (dot) com to let hem know! I'll email ya right(ish) back. All I'd ask is that you continue to be patient with me as I pretend I know what I'm doing with BlogCarnival. ;)

Expect a new "real" post TOMORROW, as it is Friday, and I will actually, you know, BE HERE.


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Friday, October 09, 2009

AST Playshop

Some days are more frustrating than others. I get SO TIRED of asking / telling students to listen without interrupting, to put snacks and drinks away, and to follow the dress code. Seriously! And what's especially frustrating is that it's not like they're being defiant (up until it becomes an issue when I mention it - then I get attitude). For the most part they're not even really being rude - just inconsiderate and/or thoughtless. Like they go to save the practice yearbook page they've been working on for thirty minutes and realize they're not sure how and all of a sudden it's MRS KEYS MRS KEYS HOW DO I SAVE THIS? when I'm in the middle of helping someone else. They don't even realize how wrong they are when I stare at them as though they've got lobsters crawling out of their ears.

I need to get a ticket dispenser...

ANYWAY, that's mostly a tangent. Yesterday several of the actors from the New American Shakespeare Tavern (in Atlanta) came to our school and worked with my seniors on Macbeth.

I hope to have some photos to upload soon; more behind the cut for now.

They started by getting everyone into a circle... sorta... We did a little movement with "spirit fingers... JAZZ HANDS! ... spirit fingers... JAZZ HANDS!" and then the Wave, which got them making some noise as well.

Then they went around the circle and had each person say either "bloody," "bawdy," or "villain." They did this a couple of times, first just saying it, then encouraging the students to do something with their hands and facial expression. And THEN they said, "okay, if you said 'bloody,' go over in this group, 'bawdy' in that group, and 'villain' stay on stage." (I think.) Anyway, it was pretty cool that the students were counting off by three and didn't know! Mwahahaha!

Next, they practiced acting with Shakespearean insults. These weren't the mix-n-match kind; they were actually lines from plays. (We'll get to "what? You egg!" soon... hee hee! I wonder if they'll recognize it...)

Running short on time.

Ok, then each group practiced two condensed scenes, focusing on interpretation - not everybody had a speaking part, but we had interactive scenery! More on this later.

Finally, we wrapped it up and the groups performed their scenes in order. Much applause! There was a little time at the end for a short Q&A with the actors.

I'm going to ask the students to reflect on it in their Writer's Notebooks today.

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

EduCarnival v2 - Issue 5

Hooray! Once again, it's CARNIVAL TIME! The pendulum seems to have swung back this week - BOY did I get a lotta list posts. (Is Letterman hiring or something?) So here we go! If your post should've been included and wasn't, please email me. Enjoy!

And remember this, because it's important: DON'T eat an entire funnel cake right before going on the Tilt-a-Whirl!

Shannon Wills presents Sarah Palin’s Stand on Special Education posted at Nurse Practitioner Schools.

Pat presents Are My Students Weeds or Flowers? posted at Successful Teaching.

Carol Richtsmeier presents Picture Day, Emergency Chocolate & My Lizzie Borden Smile posted at Bellringers.

Emily Moser presents Education Reforms in the DC Area posted at Online Degree.net.

Mary Jones presents Educational Technology – Do We Teach the Tool or Teach Literacy? posted at Accredited Online PHD Universities.

Mathew Needleman presents Questions About Independent Work Time posted at Open Court Resources.com Blog.

Mathew Needleman presents Creating Lifelong Learners » Blog Archive » Beginning of the Year Pre-Assessments posted at Open Court Resources.com Blog.

Joep de Graaff presents Does a bird have horns? posted at Dancing Crocodile.

Liz Nilsen presents Ready...Set...Compete! posted at STEM-ology, saying, "My blog is new for those in the STEM-my areas, or just interested in what's going on in STEM. Thanks for re-starting the carnival!"

Susanne Nobles presents Literature Circles posted at Still Learning, saying, "Literature circles are great for many subject areas and many grade levels."

And your enterprising host presents Knowledge vs Skills right here at Epic Adventures Are Often Uncomfortable, though in fairness it was inspired by a post over at Joanne Jacobs.

List Posts

Linda Jones presents 25 Cutting-Edge Wolfram Alpha Tips for Serious Students posted at Online Universities Weblog.

Abeni Banvard presents Top 10 Nutrition Experts to Follow on Twitter posted at Online Masters in Health.

Mirles Tamra presents Top 10 Law Enforcement Professionals to Follow on Twitter posted at Online Masters in Criminal Justice.

Cora Fernande presents Top 10 professors to follow on Twitter posted at Online University Rankings.

Sheldon Louis presents Top 10 Teachers to Follow on Twitter posted at Online University Reviews.

Lisa Taylor presents 4 Crime Fiction Writers Worth Reading posted at Forensic Science Schools.

Damion Calvert presents Top 10 Health Experts to Follow on Twitter posted at Masters in Health Care.

Alvina Lopez presents Top 100 Film Studies Blogs posted at Online Degree Hub.

Emily Moser presents Top 100 Drafting Blogs posted at Drafting School.

Edwin Choi presents Business Degrees at Saint Leo University for Minorities posted at Degrees In Business Blog, saying, "Lists like the Top 100 Degrees for Minorities give prospective college students the ability to find universities that are proud in the cultural diversity they offer to nation’s educational community. Business students especially benefit from a “Melting Pot” college, with exposure to all kinds of ethnicities and cultures enhancing their understanding of business relations in a diverse world in the future."

Bennie Shih presents Top 10 Leadership Experts to Follow on Twitter posted at Masters in Health Administration.

Adjoa Barnard presents Top 10 Nurses to Follow on Twitter posted at Masters in Health Education.

Rosella Habowski presents Top 10 Scientists to Follow on Twitter posted at masters in health science.

Daren Bass presents Top 10 Statisticians to follow on Twitter posted at Masters in Health Informatics.

Geneva Elazisi presents Top 10 Career Experts to Follow on Twitter posted at Masters of Nursing.

Alvina Lopez presents 100 Innovative Blogs for Architecture Students posted at online classes.org.

Susan White presents 50 Fascinating Lectures All About Your Brain posted at Associate Degree Blog.

Chris presents Special Scholarships for Women posted at MJJ Party, saying, "A look at special scholarships for women."

Carol Brown presents 50 Must-Listen-to Lectures for Tech Lovers posted at Online Universities.com.

Susan White presents 100 Free and Useful Tools for AP Students and Teachers posted at Online Colleges.

Kate Hopkins presents 100 Excellent RSS Feeds for Lifelong Learners posted at Online School.

And once again, my fellow primitive screwheads, our roundup is up. (Cue: Awwww!) And yet, if you've got end-of-carnival blues, you can always write a post and submit it for next week! (And tell your friends to submit, too!)

Remember, a blogger who submits gets many more hits!

You can submit your blog article to the next issue of EduCarnival v2 by emailing me the direct URL of your article at uncomfortableadventures (at) yahoo (dot) com. Or, you can use the handy-dandy carnival submission form. Past carnivals and future scheduled editions can be found on the blog carnival index page.

Also, don't forget, next week is the FINAL regularly scheduled week here at Epic Adventures. After that, the carnival begins touring again! (Cue: Yaaaaay!)

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Monday, September 21, 2009

Today is a GOOD day

After spending all weekend slaving over those darn research papers (except for the time I spent on here grousing about attempting to write a donorschoose essay) I finally got done last night. I still have to check cards and outlines, but that's pretty much a completion grade - making sure there aren't any that are just duplicates and/or "This is a fact card for my research paper" cards.

And I did get TWO new donorschoose proposals written - they're under review now.

And THEN sometime last night (I crashed at, like, eight) the Hunk nudged me awake enough to tell me that the roads were washed out and SCHOOL IS CLOSED TODAY.

!!!!!

Seriously?! I mean, because, ALL WEEK it was rolling around in my brain that I was going to have no weekend thanks to those papers. I've been grinding through them as best as I can but GRACIOUS it's awful. As in why are there no citations anywhere in your paper?? WTF?!

And now I get a day for ME. I just feel so ... so vindicated! I am going to play WoW, and read Fire Study (I am SO glad we picked that up last night), and ... well, okay, and I'll probably work on my next two unit plans. Where is my copy of Shakespeare Set Free?...

Granted, if it doesn't stop raining sometime today, there may be serious trouble. Right now it's just flooded roads and possibly some power outages, afaik.

(Tangent: I've started pronouncing web acronyms as words. So, like: btw = BIT-oo, wtf = wa-ta-FAY, afaik = uh-FAKE. Usually lowercased like regular words, BUT, if they're at the start of a sentences, the whole thing gets uppercased. Why? Because! I don't know!)

Ennyhoo, WE at least will be all right. Temperatures are quite mild, and being stuck in the house with neither power nor water would be quite feasible, if inconvenient, for up to a week - perhaps longer. But I REALLY don't think it'll go even that far.

And then! This morning I got an email that said that my latest donorschoose proposal has been funded! We're getting two new digital cameras! WAHOOO!

Just a coupla point-and-shoots, but still! ^.^ Glee!

LIFE IS GOOD! *happysigh*


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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

EduCarnival v2 - Issue 4

HUR-ray, HUR-ray, HUR-ray, STEP right in! ONE show only... well, this week anyway.

Or, to paraphrase Shel Silverstein: "What? What's that you say? You say today is CARNIVAL day?! Wahoo! I'm clickin' through to play!"

Welcome to the September 16, 2009 issue of EduCarnival v2! You know, I had realized I'd missed the weekly Carnivals, but I hadn't realized how much. It makes me smile every time I see I've got new mail, because mostly it's Carnival stuff and that means I get to go read a post! And then I cobble things together and it all looks so nice and I feel good about that and people even READ it and there's sharing and just... YAY.

So, thank you all so much for making this possible! I really do enjoy putting this together - it's work, but it's fun. :) Hopefully I will remember to update BlogCarnival before leaving for school on Wednesday - when I went to the site I saw that I didn't update last week. Whoops!

And a few people have asked about hosting. Before I post this one I'll set up the next few issues and see if I can figure out how to get that arranged. I'd like to have the EduCarnival start roaming in October if I can.

What with research papers, a field trip, and open house, things have been a wee bit crazy, so I must confess that there's not a lot of cleverness directly behind the cut. You'll have to follow the links to the submitted posts to get to the clever!

If your post should've been included and wasn't, please email me. Enjoy!

Aaron R presents The Changing Library posted at Aaron Rogier, saying, "How the role of libraries in communities will change little as they change to accommodate new resources."

Erin presents Parents Supporting Education posted at School Psychologist Blog Files.

Mark Stock presents Do laptops for every child threaten the traditional role of the teacher? posted at HOPE Foundation.

Diana Senechal is guest-blogging, and posted What's with those clickers in physics class? over at Joanne Jacobs.

Carolyn Friedman presents Why and How to Become a Paralegal posted at Accelerated Online Degree.

Emily Moser presents The Internet and Your Kids: An educational opportunity or risk? posted at Accredited Online Universities.

Tom DeRosa presents How to Make Feature-Length Films Fit into a Class Period posted at I Want to Teach Forever.

SwitchedOnMom presents Why I Care About the Singam Case posted at The "More" Child.

Shannon Wills presents When Medical Ethics Leads to a Conflict of Interest posted at Christian College.

Annette Berlin presents Colored Pencil Tutorials posted at Craft Stew, saying, "Colored pencils make an easy and inexpensive addition to any art program. In case you have no training in using color pencils, here are some color pencil tutorials to get you started."

Kakie presents September is National Literacy Month - Free Resources! posted at Bur Bur & Friends: Community Park, saying, "Here are some great tools and resources to engage kids in the reading process. Happy reading!"

Suzane Smith presents Pinching Pennies? Improve Your Home on a Budget posted at Construction Management Schools.

teachin' presents I'm a Dreamer: Student Connections Outside of the Classroom posted at I'm a Dreamer.

Mrs D. presents Performance Framework vs. Personal Learning posted at Footsteps of Aristotle.

Jasmin Loire presents theinfamousj: New Year’s Resolutions (via Continuous Everywhere but Differentiable Nowhere) posted at TheInfamousJ, saying, "Sam Shaw, blogger and teacher, suggested that for teachers should make ours on the eve of the first day back to school our New Years Resolution day. Here are mine. Feel free to add yours!"

Carol Richtsmeier presents President Obama, Speeches & Rubber Chickens posted at Bellringers.

Shannon Wills presents Attention to Design and Detail – Learning from the Europeans posted at Drafting School.

Pat presents Closing School Libraries posted at Successful Teaching, saying, "I know we have to cut corners, but cutting out the school library is not the way to go!"

OnlineCollege presents How to Spot Diploma Mills and Fake Degree Programs posted at Universities and Colleges.



List Posts

Emma Taylor presents 100 Useful Tools for Special Needs Students & Educators posted at Teaching Tips.

Kate Hopkins presents 100 Free Lectures for a Cutting-Edge Business Education posted at Online College Reviews - College Ratings.

Alvina Lopez presents 100 Excellent Advice Site for Homeschoolers posted at Teaching Tips.

Emma Taylor presents 100 Useful College-Planning Tools for Conscientious Parents posted at Online College.org.

Kate Hopkins presents 100 Hacks to Learn a New Language in No Time posted at Online College Reviews - College Ratings.

Anne Simone presents 100 Best Blogs for Real World Advice and Education posted at Online Schools.

Alvina Lopez presents 100 Best Blogs for Tech-Savvy Teachers posted at Online Courses.org.

Emma Taylor presents 100 Free Tools for Your College Planning & Prep posted at Online Degree Hub.

Alas, that is all for this issue. Tune in next week, citizens - same Bat-time, same Bat.... uh... blog? And submit a post! And tell your friends to submit, too.

Remember, each time you share, it shows you care!

You can submit your blog article to the next issue of EduCarnival v2 by emailing me the direct URL of your article at uncomfortableadventures (at) yahoo (dot) com. Or, you can use the handy-dandy carnival submission form. Past carnivals and future scheduled editions can be found on the blog carnival index page.

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Wednesday, September 09, 2009

EduCarnival v2 - Issue 3

Step right up and get yo' tikkit! It is CARNIVAL time!

Welcome to the September 9, 2009 issue of EduCarnival v2, and thank you all so much for stopping by! I am both excited and honored to present this set of posts, and I'm already looking forward to what will be submitted for next week's issue.

Labor Day marks the beginning of the school year in many areas. Some of us are well into the swing of things, and others are just starting back, but either way, the holiday pinpoints one of the most exciting times of the year for many of us.

Jasmin throws down the glove with her response to "Any educator that buys wall maps or globes should be fired" posted at TheInfamousJ, saying, "Recently, Scott of Dangerously Irrelevant posted an image on his educational theory blog that stated "Any educator that buys wall maps or globes should be fired." It claimed that in a world of GIS and Google Earth, the wall map and globe were hurting students instead of helping them. Here's my response to that sentiment." I can just picture a squad of cheerleaders chanting LET'S! GET! FIRED! UP!

Melissa B. brings a little magic to the start of school in Medicine Man Magic posted at the scholastic scribe, saying, "You go, Clix...Thanks!" Aww, shucks, Scribey! Thanks for contributing! :D

Tom DeRosa presents 52 Teachers, 52 Lessons Project posted at I Want to Teach Forever, saying, "If you have not yet participated in this exciting community project, there are still many weeks left to fill!" You may also want to peek through other teachers' submissions for inspiration.

Sonja Stewart shares an honest struggle in A Homeschooling Guru Sends Her Kids to Public School posted at Parenting Squad. As a teacher, I found it both encouraging and inspiring!

The always-delightful Mr. B presents Becoming 3-dimensional posted at Docere Est Discere. My early experiences as a teacher are still fresh enough in my memory that I can sympathize, but he expresses himself so well that there's also a tinge of jealousy. ;) Those moments when you connect with your students are priceless.

"Consider more than just a few factors!" says Michaele Sommerville in What This Teacher Thinks About Early Starts to Kindergarten posted at Kindergarten's 3 R's: Respect, Resources, & Rants.

ms. understood looks at the (hopefully) unintended effects of the intense focus on math and reading with Social Studies: The Expendable Subject? posted at Teacher, I Don't Get It.

DrPezz presents First Day of School: The 2009 Edition posted at The Doc Is In, saying, "I hope this helps someone out there in the blogosphere. :)" DO NOT miss the link in the article! The activity is a great opener.

Madeleine Begun Kane presents Republicans Bring "Classiness" To the Classroom posted at Mad Kane's Political Madness. And as a bonus, there's a poetry slam going on in the comments!

Mrs D. finds out that sometimes a situation that worries you turns out for the best in Part of a Team posted at Footsteps of Aristotle, saying, "Parent-teacher interviews made me realize I'm part of a bigger team."

Pat knows that the most successful students practice what they've learned in class. She writes about Developing a Study Plan posted at Successful Teaching, saying, "Having a study plan is important for a student's success in the classroom."

Scott Palat agrees, offering Study Tips and Learning Strategies for the New School Year posted at Colleen Palat.

teachin' suggests starting on the right foot with Positive Parent Calls posted at I'm a Dreamer.

Mrs. Chili is heading in a new direction this year, but you don't need to be worried when you've got a Manifesto reminding you of your cause, posted at A Teacher's Education.

There is quite the lively conversation going on over at Joanne Jacobs about The Speech. Go read what people are ranting talking about. (You know you wanna!)

And I'm discovering some of the differences between sophomores and seniors in SSR Minor Frustration.

Somehow I didn't receive as many List Posts as I did the last couple of weeks:

Kate Hopkins presents 15 Predictions for the Library of Tomorrow posted at Online Degree Programs.org.

Alvina Lopez presents 100 Best Higher Education Blogs posted at Online Degree Hub.

Linda Jones presents 100 Blog Posts You Should Read Before Going to Med School posted at Nursing Schools.net.


That concludes this issue. (Or, as Barnum reportedly said, "This way to the Great Egress!") Thank you so much to our contributors, and thanks readers for stopping by. I hope you all enjoyed this tour of the blogosphere as much as I did!

You can submit your blog article to the next issue of EduCarnival v2 by emailing me the direct URL of your article at uncomfortableadventures (at) yahoo (dot) com. Or, you can use the handy-dandy carnival submission form. Past carnivals and future scheduled editions can be found on the blog carnival index page.

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Review - Up

So yesterday I went with the Hunk to see Up, the newest Pixar film. In 3D, no less! ooooo.

We went to the theater downtown. Between tickets, parking, and snacks (two sodas, popcorn, Twizzlers), it set us back $40! Yikes. (I told myself to think of it as a non-tax-deductible donation to the arts.)

Up is the story of a man who's had a "dream deferred" and finally pursues it. It is clever and funny and sweet and heartwarming - really, pretty much what you'd expect from Pixar.

HOWEVER.

If you are the LEAST bit of a romantic, and/or "sensitive," you may want to skip this movie.

Spoilers behind the link.

Okay, I absolutely BAWLED. What the previews don't show you is that Carl is grumpy because his wife died and they never went on their adventure together. It is so, so sad. I wasn't boo-hooing out loud (cuz it's a THEATER and SHHH!) but my glasses sit pretty high on my nose and they got all wet from being brushed by my sopping eyelashes.

It didn't help that Carl reminded me SO much of my grandfather in tiny ways. His seat cushion was squnched at the front. The wallpaper was patterned like his. Even the style of the picture frames on the walls and the lamps and the thin, heavy covers on the beds... it was very much like Grandpa's house.

There's a significant internal conflict when Carl has to choose between continuing with the quest to get to Paradise Falls (fulfilling a promise made to Elly, his wife) and rescuing a bird that's been following them (fulfilling a promise made to Russell, the kid who's with him). The Hunk said that he kind of resented this; you're made to feel like Carl OUGHT to save the bird.

I kind of disagreed. I think you definitely feel bad because Carl breaks his promise to Russell, but I think the audience would've lost ALL sympathy for Carl if he'd chosen to break the promise to Elly instead. I think the writers did a good job of capturing the feel of that tension - I should do this, but I also should do this, and the two are mutually exclusive. It parallels real life much more poignantly than it does in the story of Cuchulainn!

And of course, that narrative tension also illustrates the thematic tension Carl's going through internally - his wife is gone, and if he can't let go of her, he'll continue to drive others away, further isolating himself.

:(

So, so sad.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Three Minutes, Continued

Escalator steps tend to be higher than stair steps, but at six-one I can still take them two at a time without breaking a sweat.

I thought.

Turns out that's only true for one flight. As I pivoted between the top of the second flight and the bottom of the third, I was silently cursing my idiocy. There's no way he's still there. I told him 12:00. There's no way he's still there.

I slowed toward the top of the third flight - I couldn't help it - my legs simply refused to keep up - and I took a deep breath to steady myself.

As I stepped off the frozen escalator, I immediately looked over to the table where we'd had lunch the day before. Someone was seated there, facing away -

- but it wasn't him.

I stood there numbly for several moments, searching, as the tightness inside faded to a still heaviness.

I've heard people say that you don't recognize the important moments of your life while you're living them. It isn't true. I knew with absolute certainty that this was an opportunity I'd lost completely. Losing touch that day meant losing touch for good.

Things would go back to the way they'd been, and I'd move on. I'd enjoy life. But I wouldn't forget him.

No, I definitely wouldn't forget him, because there he was, standing up and lifting a hand from a table at the far side of the atrium!

Delighted - yet casual! - I beamed and ambled across in long, easy strides that cover a lot of ground fast to greet him with a cheerful kiss and a profuse apology.

We didn't have time for lunch. (I really did have to get to the airport.) But I definitely had time to get his telephone number and email address and to give him mine. So with a hug, and a promise to stay in touch, I left.

Even with all that drama, it seemed, things had still gone back to the way they'd been. We would email (maybe) or call (as if) and I'd see him again next year. Just like it'd been before.

***

I've heard people say that the more things change, the more they stay the same. It isn't true. Sometimes the tiniest change can set off a series of ever-greater changes, and nothing is the same.

And that's not necessarily a bad thing, either. You see...

Dear Reader, I married him!

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Monday, April 13, 2009

Teacher Survey

So Jason Oller posted a series of questions for teachers.

It was linked to in last week's Carnival, and I meant to do it as a Friday survey, but hey! I was on Spring Break, and I did a whole lot of nothin'.

It was pretty awesome!

So, anyway, after scrambling to get things back in gear for today, I sat down to finish answering the questions...

1. What made you decide to become a teacher? A number of factors. I enjoyed English and related electives in high school, and both of my parents were teachers, so I knew that money would be an issue, but it'd be livable. After I finished college I was less certain - I didn't change majors at all, but I was more aware of my own weaknesses. After that I slowly built up to certification, then teaching distance courses and substituting, and then I got a job. It was slow but pretty smooth, all told.

2. Why did you choose to teach what you teach? Because stories rule.

3. Was teaching your first career choice, or did you think of others? Career choice, yes. I've had other jobs, but they were just jobs. Teaching is something I care about and want to do well. Other possibilities are dance and Disney villains.

4. What is it you like most about being a teacher? There is some twisted part of me that enjoys the challenge of getting people to CHOOSE to do things they don't really want to do.

Oh! And PROM! I get to go to prom EVERY YEAR.

5. What do you dislike about being a teacher? (Excluding the beurocracy [sic]) Our substitute situation. There is a serious dearth of qualified subs in the area, mostly because the pay is crap. And we have to call our own, which - if you're sick enough to NEED a sub - is pretty miserable.

6. Do you edublog or are you a reader of edublogs? Stop by Epic Adventures Are Often Uncomfortable and have a gander at my lil' niche of the edusphere!

7. If it were up to you, what is one thing you would change in education policy? Make principals responsible for the performance of the school.

8. What do you think about Michelle Rhee? Not much.

9. Is there anything else you would like to say? Nope. Good luck with the blogging!


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Monday, April 06, 2009

Props

So, I have to give a shout-out to Stories from School for an awesome post.

You know that fairy tale about the girl who goes after her husband and has to perform the impossible tasks? Like draining a lake? oh yeah, and to do it she's given a teaspoon. With nail-holes punched in it. And they mix together different kinds of flour and she's supposed to sort them out. And she's given two skeins of wool - one white, one black - and she has to switch the colors.

But because she is so kind-hearted, she has made a hojillion little animal friends, and they tell her how to complete the tasks. Or, like the flour - the ants do that one FOR her. I think it's like that in teaching.

We don't need better pay or better professional development.

We each need a fairy godmother and an army of workaholic animal friends!

Image thanks to http://pro.corbis.com/images/


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Monday, March 16, 2009

It's Like Crack, Only Better

It's probably a good thing that FreeRice is banned at my school, or I would wind up frittering away time that I ought to be spending more productively. Like I do at home!

So now it's not just vocabulary (though that's still among my favorites, because up at the higher levels they have the COOLEST WORDS. Like EVAR.) but you can get vocab in other languages and math problems and even ART.

FreeRice Famous Paintings is my new crack. Seriously. It is SO ADDICTIVE. I haven't got past level 8 yet. I'll be all careful and remembery and I've even picked up on a few patterns - I can pick out Franz Hals ('common' faces) and Caravaggio (lots of contrast, saturated colors) and Jacques-Louis David (precise; he likes classical subjects) when a week ago I didn't even know their names. And then I'll get sloppy and mix up Cezanne and Van Gogh! It's absolutely maddening!

And yet I always go back for more...

Does anyone else feel a tiny bit guilty about playing ones that you're not all that good at? Because I can ace Grammar like nobody's business, but it gets kind of DULL, you know?

I'd like to point out that 290 grains is not "a whole lot," but you can't log in, so it sets the counter back to zero each time you go there to play.

So, hurray for GraphicConverter, which is ALSO free! :D

Image thanks to http://www.flickr.com/photos/kepje/


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Sunday, March 08, 2009

John Green, Nerd Boy and Why I Heart Him

Although I have not yet enjoyed any of John Green's books - I dunno if I'd have to be in the right mood or what - I've started all three of them and wound up putting them down - his blog is fantastic. And he does videos!

(This may be NSFW - he does say "breasts" - but then I don't have youtube at school anyway.)



"If you want to get fifteen-year-old boys to like you, the first thing you should do... is become a giraffe."

When you realize that all brains gesture and all eyelids flutter and everybody feels awkward, boys will like you because we will be scared of your knowledge.

Katie, I have two words for you: NERD BOYS.

Katie, I know that nerd boys don't sparkle in the sunshine, but they're sensitive, they're caring, they're sweet, they'll do nice stuff for you... they're a little bit needy, I will grant you that they're a little bit needy.

CLOSING MOVE!


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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Harajuku Fun Madness

So after fondly thumbing through Little Brother again, I am suddenly wanting to watch Hackers. So. Frickin. FUNNY - watch them gush over a 56k modem! I so heart it.

Hack the planet, yo.


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Monday, March 02, 2009

Reminder

On the off chance that someone at my school actually reads this blog:

Do NOT go around singing "We're gonna go a Ninny Whirl" or you will totally out yourself!

(But a little doo-dah here and there will probably go unnoticed.)


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Sunday, March 01, 2009

So TRUE!

"Everything is amazing right now... and nobody's happy."



I think that's going to be my new thought-insult for students when they slack and it pisses me off: "you non-contributing ZERO!"


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Totally, Like, Whatever! (Y'know?)




Your Preppy Name Is: Foxhall Phinney Armitage the Sixth



But most people know you as Bunny



Thanks, cupcake!


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