Tuesday, December 11, 2007

So. Lame.

Dear Mr. ____

I really liked your book.

I have not seen it in the bookstores around here (at least, not before I asked about it). I find this appalling.

Dragon*Con would be a wonderful opportunity for you to promote your books. And also it's mad fun. You really really ought to attend.


Okay everybody. Obviously, I need help. ;p (Edit: This is MY letter. Yes, I know it is stinky. It is so, so stinky. That's why I need help. I'm certainly not sending it out like this!)


Mrs. Chili said...

Oh, Lord. When you figure out how to get kids to stop writing like this, would you let me know, please? I teach JUNIOR COLLEGE and I still get letters like this when I teach the business letter unit...

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