So. Lame.

Dear Mr. ____

I really liked your book.

I have not seen it in the bookstores around here (at least, not before I asked about it). I find this appalling.

Dragon*Con would be a wonderful opportunity for you to promote your books. And also it's mad fun. You really really ought to attend.

Please?

Okay everybody. Obviously, I need help. ;p (Edit: This is MY letter. Yes, I know it is stinky. It is so, so stinky. That's why I need help. I'm certainly not sending it out like this!)